March 2009
3 posts
My New Blog →
Goodbye Hollyannabar, hellow good ideas!
YOU! God's Brand-New Idea
I’ve been blessed recently through this book and would like to bring this blessing to you! I’ll post what I read every day (or at least try to), and we’ll see if it gets your gears going.
Day One: Made in God’s Image
Then God Said, “Let Us make man in Our image.” —Genesis 1:26
“Imagine God’s creativity. Of all we don’t know about the...
Joke — Jacquelyn Mayerhofer
February 2009
3 posts
What is Worship?
Worship is our response of praise In every circumstance In every moment In every movement In every thought In every prayer Worship is our way to show our Creater we will put everything in this world aside So shout His name from the rooftops And we wont be ashamed
My Prayer
This is my prayer: that all I say, all I do, all I write, all I love, all I think, and all I want be a song of praise to my King.
“All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting...”
– 2 Timothy 3:16,17
December 2008
5 posts
Just a thought
As a Christian, I’ve found that a lot of people ask, “What does your denomination believe?” and Christians always answer accordingly. They tell the inquisitor all the doctrinal teachings of their church. Does that really matter? All over the world, Christians are persecuted - locked up or killed for believing that Jesus Christ is the Savior. Maybe in Canada, the U S of A, and...
Christian Persecution →
People are pretty stupid when they say it doesn`t happen. We`re lucky it doesn`t happen here…yet.
Jealousy
The person I love (Jon) wrote an amazing story, dedicated to me. While it was really wonderful and I loved it so much, I couldn’t help have this tiny feeling inside.
Jealousy.
What a thing it is to be jealous of the same person for so long, for no reason. The only reason I’m jealous is because when he “dated” her, he wrote her a story. And then my story came second. Her...
God Stuff
Last night I did something I shouldn’t have done. Something I wish I never did. I didn’t even like doing it. But I did it.
It probably hurts someone that I love a lot. But what hurts me more than knowing I hurt that person is knowing that I hurt God. And last night when I came to the realization of what I had done, I broke down. How can God love someone who screws up like that and...
Breathe
Breathe in, breathe out. I’m tired of holding my breath.
Isn’t life more valuable than just existin?
November 2008
7 posts
From Bitter to Sweet
Sometimes we have to go through pain in order to feel joy. I’ve always believed this, but I didn’t know that this principle would be used for my birthday. Last night my family was quite mean. My mom had told me that I couldn’t work last night, but she wouldn’t tell me why. Finally she said that it was because my family was having a seperate birthday party at the house. It...
Have Whatever You Like!
Except for DON’T!
Here’s my list to healthliness:
-No Cheese Mondays
-Slurp slurps = once a week max.
-Booster juice = once a week max.
-Walk to work if it’s -20 or above (with wind shill)
-Gym on Sunday
-Pizza once a month max.
Shadows
On the way home from work one day, I walked a path I’ve never walked. And while on that path, I noticed something I’ve never noticed.
The grass.
Grass is something we all see, but seeing is different than noticing. We see the homeless people sleeping on the sidewalk and children playing in parks - things that we personally don’t feel we need to pay attention to. We notice...
10 Very Good Reasons Why You Should Grow a Giant... →
This is hilarious XD
Beginners Guide to Running →
I don’t know if this works, but it makes sense and this guy has amazing advice and articles. I think I’ll try running to work from now on :)
Feeling Down? 7 Ways to Pick Yourself Back Up! →
“That thing, that moment, when you kiss someone and everything around becomes...”
October 2008
2 posts
connect the dots (thanks Jon) →
September 2008
1 post
Complete
A tear falls from my face Seems like hours before it hits the ground Hands in my pockets Eyes on the sky I’ve never felt less loved in my life The temptation grows But I resist Cry out to You instead Temptation flees my heart For the first time in so long I know I am completely filthy Completely unworthy Yet completely complete ‘Cause the God that breathes out starts loves me
August 2008
4 posts
“I own a time machine, but it only goes forward in time at normal speed.”
Here's What I Aim to Do!
I’m going to…
→ get a job → get a car → move out with Kim by February.
Sound good to you? Yeah, it sounds great to me too.
Sexy Eva Ad Axed
“Actress Eva Mandes’ saucy perfume advertisment for Calvin Klein has been boycotted by several U.S. TV networks… Bosses at national broadcasting stations are refusing to air the commercial for the compant’s Secret Obsession fragrence, in which the nude star writes seductively on a bed.Tom Murry, president of Calvin Klein Inc., tells the New York daily News, “We...
July 2008
8 posts
“I don’t care who’s listening. I hate vegans. They’re not real...”
– Kira Cox
Maturity
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
So
what
is
up
?
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
I'm eating a freezie!!!\
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
whats taht?
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
o.o
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
Is that like
a popsicle
?
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
http: //www.freeindie.com/songs/freezepop/freezepop.gif
Yummy
lol
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
Yeah
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
frozen treats
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
a popsicle
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
nooo
D:
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
Yeah
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
Popsicles are on STICKS
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
its a popsicle
No always
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
yes
always
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
No
not always!
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
YESSS
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
NNNNOOOOO!!!!!
D:
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
YYEESSSS
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
NNNOOOOOOO
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
D:
STOP CONTRADICTING ME
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
[bunny emote]
YOU STOP CONTRADICTING ME!
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
D:
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
D:
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
See?
Wren says they're always on sticks too!
that's why they're called popsicle sticks!!
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
NUHUH!
WREN'S A LIAR!
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
NO
WHAT?1
AHHH
I'M TELLING!!!
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
0.0
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
YEAH
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
Wait
tell who?
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
WRE
N
WREN**
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
I don't know wren
so thats fine by me
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
AND SHE'LL BEAT YOU UP FOR IT
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
go ahead
Nope
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
WHAT?1
FINE
I'LL TELL YOUR MOM.
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
I'll beat the heck out of her
go ahead
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
o.o
wth is wrong with you?!
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
if you can
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
You'd hit a woman?!>
YOUR SICK IN THE HEAD
FIRST WITH THE POPSICLES
AND NOW WITH THE HITTING
SICK
IN
THE
HEAD
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
Thank you
^-&
hollyannabar || the trap I set for you seems to have caught my leg instead says:
...
T_T
I hate you.
Brandon~~~The Makeshift Pirate says:
0.o
Well fine then
I hate you to
June 2008
8 posts
YEAH
I’m officially graduated ^^
"Are You A Blonde Or A Brunette?"
It’s sad that people need a quiz to tell them their hair color.
May 2008
8 posts
YC Update Numba ONE
My YC so far: Friday: 6:30pm - 11:00pm - YC Alberta Kick Off - Woship (Tim Hughes) (this was super good, mostly because he’s not LEADING worship, he’s worshiping with us, and just so happens to be the loudest) - Speaker: John Bevere (BEH-VEER, not beaver ;] this guy had a good point: to have a relationship with God means that you draw near to him, then he draws near to you (James...
Story
Amira had her back against the damp wall as water dripped onto her hair from above. The only sound to be heard was her heartbeat in her ears and a man somewhere off in the distance, crunching the leaves beneath him as he sauntered back and forth. “No, no, no, little Aamira. Running into a cave?” The man chuckled to himself. “What good do you honestly think this will do for you?” He...
Sicko
This movie, made my Michael Moore, is seriously good. I’m no movie review…er… but this really makes me appriciate being Canadian, and affirms what I have been saying since I knew for sure what health care is: that I will NEVER live in the USA so long as they have that silly private health care deal going on.
The Car Ride Home
(Holly and her dad have just picked up Kimbo from work. Now they're headed home. They were talking about things that happened at her work, and making all sorts of jokes about people being dropped on their head as a child.)
Dad: Yeah, when Kim was a baby we started bouncing her in the jumper. There she went, up-down-up-down...and then we realized she was in upside down...
Kim: OH YEAH! I did that to this guy at work -
Holly: YOU DID THAT TO A GUY AT WORK KIM!?
Kim: ...what?...wait... NONO! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
And finally
The translation:
The addiction:
Jack was a poor man who had a great addiction. One day, he was sitting in class when he began to have withdrawls. His hands shook. His vision blurred. All he could think about was getting a hit. He yelled out, “I’m going to be sick!” (But of course he wasn’t really) and ran out the door and down three blocks as fast as he could.
“A...
Hamlet
(After murdering Polonius, Hamlet hides the body. The King is searching for it, so Polonius can have a proper burial.)
CLAUDIUS:
Where is Polonius?
HAMLET:
In heaven. Send a messager there if you want to be sure. If your messenger can't find him, you can check hell yourself. But seriously, if you don't find him within the next month, you'll be sure to smell him as you go upstairs into the main hall.
CLAUDIUS:
(to attendants) Go look for him there.
HAMLET:
No need to hurry, he's not going anywhere.
How to write a good university paper →
April 2008
3 posts
La dépendance
Bijou Fiction |ˈbē zh oō ˈfik sh ən| Word 1. Short Stories consisting of 140 words or less; small and elegant. 2. Found at therewascake.com 3. Found also at Ostrokrzew Passie, only in french and much better than the one’s found at therewascake.com ————————————————————————————La dépendance Jack était un pauvre homme qui avait une grande dépendence. Un jour, il était assis en classe...